are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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