arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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