Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
you will always have a special place in my vag
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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