I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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