nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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