Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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