I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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