there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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