Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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