I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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