You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I got chris browned last night
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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