Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
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We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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