You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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