Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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