whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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