i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
my penis made a compromise with my morals
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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