Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
my poor anus
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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