I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
