I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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