I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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