A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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