very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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