I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I deserve this hangover.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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