Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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