Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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