HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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