And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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