One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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