I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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