New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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