I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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