Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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