youre lurking in front of me
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
