So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
you had me at cake vodka
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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