would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
