We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Sext me about skeletons
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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