please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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