If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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