TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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