I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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