let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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