How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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