Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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