Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
