No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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