I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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