are you still at the devil's house?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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