Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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