I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
