so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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